Genesis, and the last biblical reference I'll make in my blog. Maybe.

I've told one person.

I guess this is how it all starts.

One person knows. Maybe they laugh. Maybe they cry. In my case they laugh, cry,vomit and walk away from their computer vowing to never read my verbal deification again.

Maybe.

I've had a fairly successful run on the blogging end of things. Top Blogging Awards, a couple of phrases from my blog immortalized on g-strings, and one blog related lay. At least that's what your mom tells me. Come to think of it, I know that at least two of the voices in my head confirm this fact as well.

Maybe I want this blog to be more pure, less self serving, and a general feel good group of posts.....

Hahahahaha!

Sorry.

I promise to be generally unreadable, intellectually questionable, and possess the hatred of a thousand suns (trust me they're pissed off at something) for a vast majority of Hollywood types.

Except for that Clay Aiken, he's dreamy.

So if you're reading this, sorry for your luck I hope that the doctors can fix your eyes.

It starts with one.